Literary classics imagined as YA books.
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"And her fucking lips are like the G A L A X Y ’ S E D G E
And her kiss the color of a constellation F A L L I N G into place”
Lo' there, you seem to really stressed lately, so your friendly neighborhood back pocket cash anon (that's a mouthful) is here to remind you that your play is going to be epic and that everything is gonna be a-okay. Just in case you weren't sure. (Also I totally voted for you btw for the Karoline award thingy)(Also, also, you wrote a Harry Potter Au. My love for you has grown exponentially; can't wait for more, on your time of course!)
back pocket cash anon! you’ve returned - at just the right moment! my love for you runs river deep, and as time passes by it takes the land with it, leaving, i expect, nothing.
thank you, thank you, thank you, as always, for being sweet as molasses in the cracks of my teet; thank you for the votes, however undeserving they may be; thank you for being one of the five people who appreciate my crappy harry potter manips; thank you for making me feel cool enough to have an anon to call my own.
heart emojis in every colour x 10000
please update 'look how all the kids have grown' and 'crawl'!
look how all the kids have grown was a birthday fic for mathilde who wanted a spies au (and in turn she wrote me a really great caroline roadtrip fic and she’s already mountain goat farm’s deep into that while i’ve only got a measly 15k) so of course i’m going to update—expect another 35k of that or she’ll never let me hear the end of it.
crawl was one of those things that i had to write—i was in something of a writing roll, if you will, and at that point i’d written so much i’d begun to loathe myself for it, but i’d already written it so i figured i’d post it up anyway. if i’m being honest, i’m not sure if i’m going to continue it in the near future; i have so many other projects to work on. BUT if you do need an FDTD fix you can always check out sunoftheguns: she’s on an FDTD kick at and she’s always offering up gorgeous meta/comparisons/headcanons on both FDTD and TVD and reading all of it is almost a religious experience.
icebluecyanide replied to your post “THE NEXT THREE WEEKS ARE GOING TO BE THE BUSIEST WEEKS OF THIS ENTIRE…”
it looks awesome! good luck!
cranesleftenant replied to your post “THE NEXT THREE WEEKS ARE GOING TO BE THE BUSIEST WEEKS OF THIS ENTIRE…”
this is so great!! awesome job, hannah.
goldcaught replied to your post “THE NEXT THREE WEEKS ARE GOING TO BE THE BUSIEST WEEKS OF THIS ENTIRE…”
amaaaaazing I’D LIKE TO BUY 57 TICKETS PLEASE
urgh you guuuuuysssss :’))))))
Fairytales aren’t just about finding handsome princes. They’re about fulfilling your dreams. And about standing up for what you believe in.
so i heard you got nominated for tons of kc awards stuff and CONGRATS (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ YOU DESERVE ALL THE AWARDS HANNAH
THANK YOU, MY LOVE
i totes voted for you for most creative graphic maker and will continue to do so EVERY DAY!
and then i’m going to give you the biggest goddamn hug
how are you even in my life rn?
THE NEXT THREE WEEKS ARE GOING TO BE THE BUSIEST WEEKS OF THIS ENTIRE SEMESTER. i know i keep yapping on and on about my zombie musical and how it’s making me want to blow my brains out, but things are finally coming together. we had dance rehearsal for the thriller flashmob at the end (because you can’t have a zombie musical without thriller, come on) and i only slipped up twice. i’d share the video but i pretty much resemble a pile of flailing octopus tentacles when i dance so let’s just forget that.
and our posters are finally ready to print!
Tyler (on how Shelley and Tyler first met): My truly most embarrassing moment was when I went into the hair and make-up trailer, and I was aware that Jill Wagner who plays Kate was back on the show and I’d gone in. I had some stuff on my hands and hair, and I see this one getting her hair done, so it’s just this side hair thing and it’s very similar to Jill. And I came to give her a hug, just thought I’d run over and say hi. So I ran over, gave her a kiss on the cheek, turned, definitely not Jill, and I immediately went, “You’re not Jill, you’re not Jill, I just insulted you, I’m so sorry. Oh, my God, hi, I’m Tyler, nice to meet you.”
Holland: In Tyler Hoechlin’s world, a kiss on the cheek is an insult.
Tyler: I just invaded her personal space!